Bangkok & Chiang
Mai, Thailand Review
Travelers Digest 2006-2007
Chiang Mai Nightlife
Chiang Mai - Adult - Nightlife - Go Go Bars - Beer Bars -
Soapy Massage - Couples Massage
Go Go Bars
If you are coming to Chiang Mai it is probably to get away
from it all and to try and get out into the country a little bit. Chiang Mai
has a couple of Go Go Bars and they are a pretty tame affair compared with
some of the other parts of Thailand. The women are either older or they are
young, tall, with white skin and have very tiny bodies (the way Thai Men like
them). There is an older Go Go Bar now called the Spotlight is located along
the old canal near the intersection of Khotchasan Road with Loy Kroh Road. Not
too far from the Night Bazaar. Right in the heart of the Night Bazaar, behind
Chiang Inn Plaza is a newer Go Go Bar called the Foxy Lady.
Beer Bars
There are Beer Bars anywhere in Thailand, so Chiang Mai is no
exception. There are Beer Bars in the middle of the Night Bazaar, I believe
the area is called the Chiang Mai Entertainment Complex. They are located very
close to the Pizza Hut right there on Chang Klan Road. If you walk from the
Night Bazaar down Loy Kroh Road heading to the old canal, you will find some
small bars that are frequented by backpackers and when you get to the
intersection at Khotchasan Road, there are about 10 Beer Bars there. One of
them is called "Bar Bar Bo Bo", so if you tell that to a Tuk Tuk Driver he
will get you in the right area. There are other parts of the city that have
Beer Bars and there are lots of regular bars that either cater to Thais or
Foreigners.
Discotheque
There is a very popular discotheque in Chiang Mai called
Bubbles. It is located in the basement of the Porn Ping Tower Hotel. They
upstairs is all Thai music and the basement is more for foreigners, the music
is techno and very loud, I am too old for a place like this, but some of you
might like it!
"Soapy Massage"
The famous (abp-ob-nuad), which literally means "bathe, bake,
massage" is also called a "Soapy Massage" because it involves a massage with
hot soapy water. There are a couple of Soapy Massages in Chiang Mai, one near
the Amari Rincome Hotel by the university, and one on the other side of town
out past the Night Bazaar. The one by the Night Bazaar is the nicer of the
two, but neither compare with Soapy Massage places in Bangkok or Pattaya.
Oil Massage Outside Service
There is a shop in Chiang Mai that does oil massage in your
hotel room. They are located very near the Night Bazaar but the shop is a
little dingy, you can call them and they will come to you if you are staying
near the Night Bazaar, the name of the shop is Tu Massage and their phone
number is (053) 206859.
Chiang Mai Nightlife (cont')
Chiang Mai and the north have plenty of night
entertainment available.
It runs the gamut from restaurants to nightclubs, discos, or
video bars.
Thai people are often as interested in meeting you as you
might be in meeting them, but one should exercise discretion and sometimes a bit
of caution; especially in matters of the heart.
In romantic situations, Westerners and Thais both
occasionally get hurt. The best advice is to think with your head AND your
heart. Enjoy yourself, but be very adult about any given situation.
Public Transportation in Chiang Mai.
The common vehicles of public transportation around
Chiang Mai are more varied than public buses. The terms 'dtoog dtoog' and 'sarmlor' are open-air,
three-wheel vehicles, often called Tuk Tuks, 'Zeelor' and 'Songthaew' describe vehicles with four
wheels.
Whenever you get in a 'dtoog dtoog', 'zeelor', or 'samlor',
you should make sure that they take you where you want to go. Often the drivers
work on commission and may tell you that the place you want to go is dirty,
closed, or full; if they don't have a previous agreement with the place you have
in mind.
Always negotiate the price before you get in a dtoog dtoog
or samlor. A zeelor ride should cost 15 Baht on a regular route, more if you
hire it out to go somewhere out of the way.
Getting Around Chiang Mai
The best way to get around Chiang Mai is by 'songthaew'. These are covered pick-up trucks with two benches in the
back; 'Songthaew' means 'two benches' in Thai.
You will see them everywhere and it's easy to get them to
pick you up. All you need to do is to put your arm out and look at the driver
and they will stop. Then tell the driver which street you want to go to and, if
he is going that way, he will shake his head for 'yes'; if not, he will say "no"
and go on. Don't worry, there will be another one right behind him. When the driver turns down the street you want, start
looking for where you need to get off and press the switch located on the roof
of the cab. The driver will pull over, let you out, and then you pay him. The
fare should be 20 Thai baht or less (around 50 cents).
If you tell the driver the name of a hotel or establishment,
he will think you want to hire him for a private trip and the price will be much
more. Negotiate any price beforehand if you want to go to somewhere particular.
Thai Culture and Way of Thinking
Meeting and making friends with different people is an
exciting part of travel anywhere.
In Northern Thailand, it helps to know a bit of the language
and something about the protocol. To say "hello", say "Sawasdee Krup" for men
and "Sawasdee Kha" for women.
To learn more Thai before you come, an excellent free
teaching website can be found at Learning
Thai. You will gain loads of respect from the Thai people if you learn some
basics of the Thai language.
The Thais put a lot of emphasis on manners, so it's a good
idea to learn to say "Thank you".
In Thai, it's "Kob Khun", followed by "Krup" or "Kha" for
women.
The 'wai', made by placing your palms together in front of
the upper chest, is the traditional Thai gesture of greeting or respect and the
gesture is always appreciated.
The custom is that younger people 'wai' elders first, so let
the children and persons you think are younger than you 'wai' before you 'wai'
them.
Avoid conflict in Thailand.
The Thai people have several customs that are important
to remember to avoid causing offence.
Never touch the head, because it is the most sacred part of
the body. The feet are the lowliest part, so don't point them at others or rest
them above ground level. Never stop a rolling Thai Baht coin or any type of Thai
currency with your foot, as the money here has a picture of the king on it.
Respect for the king and religious customs is another
important part of Thai protocol. They have great respect for the royal family,
the flag, and anything with an image of the king; including the money.
When you visit a Buddhist temple, you should always remove
your shoes before entering any buildings. Men should wear long trousers and
women should wear knee-length, or longer skirts.
Women are not allowed to touch monks or make prolonged eye
contact with them. Do not sit on the walls surrounding the Jedee, which contains
the temple's sacred relics of the Buddha.
Don't display your anger, because the Thais will think
you're uncultured. Smile and think 'no problem'. Thais do not like
confrontation, so getting angry will get you nowhere in Thailand.
Here is an example:
Let's say you arrive at your hotel and want a nice, hot
shower or bath. You turn on the tap and find the hot water is not working. What
most people would do is call the front desk and complain and, if you are tired,
you might raise your voice a little, saying, "The hot water doesn't work, what's
the problem?"
With this attitude, it might take a long time before someone
comes to check it out, if at all.
What you should say, is: "I don't know how to get the hot
water turned on in my room; would you please have someone show me?"
Someone will come to your room within a minute or two to
check it out.
(Pic. Wat Phan Tao)
To Do and Not To Do in Thailand
Thailand is a country of gourmands. Eating out is one
the nation's favorite activities, and knowing a bit of table manners will help
you appear more civilized.
Waiters and waitresses in Thailand are trained to take your
entire order. When they take the order, they will often ask "one", which is
their way of asking whether they got it correctly or not.
The entire meal is customarily served at the same time, but
the empty dishes are removed one by one.
Some street-side restaurants will not remove any dishes or
bottles until you finish your meal. This is because they do not write down your
order. They shout your order to the cook and, after the meal, they will count
the plates and bottles and figure out the bill then.
Travelling Outside of Chiang Mai
Many visitors to Chiang Mai enjoy taking trips outside
the city.
We recommend these trips highly but don't forget to bring a
few extras in case of emergency.
Flashlights and extra batteries, as well as film and camera
batteries, are recommended, as are matches or a lighter.
Jackets may be needed for the cold evenings and don't forget
a first-aid kit, or the ever-important toilet paper for emergencies
Ear plugs are a good idea if staying overnight in a hill
tribe village, as the roosters can be very loud at 3am.
Staying Healthy in Chiang Mai
Keeping healthy on holiday is essential.
If you feel ill, it's probably a good idea to see a doctor
in one of Chiang Mai's clinics or hospitals.
If you are worried that you may have come down with malaria,
Chiang Mai has an excellent malaria clinic. There you can get a 30-minute test.
For more information, call the Regional Center at 222275.
Whatever you do, don't take chances with your health while
traveling away from home.
Preventing Personal Crime in Chiang Mai
While Chiang Mai is a great place to visit, just like any
other city, crime is never on holiday when you are. Theft seems to be the most common tourist-targeted crime and
this includes credit cards and passports.
How about carrying half your cash in a body money belt? I
highly suggest using ATM's for obtaining the daily needed cash and never carry
too much. Personally I wear cargo pocket pants and keep my Passports, papers,
etc. in one of the lower front pockets, my cash, debit card & cell phone in my
upper left front pocket and my coins, keys etc. in my right front upper pocket.
I seldom carry anything in my rear pockets. When traveling on a train or bus I
never empty my pockets and keep my pants on, unless in a sleeper car while
riding a train and then I roll them up and sleep with them in my bunk.
If you must leave your passport or credit cards anywhere for
safekeeping, we recommend using a safety deposit box in one of the local banks
or your hotel. Do not give anyone valuables to put in a safe. Make sure you both
have a key to the safety box and a list of items that you put in.
When you go trekking, the
Tourism Authority of Thailand
(TAT)
suggests that a photocopy of your passport is acceptable identification to
carry on the trek.
Every visitor should be well-informed about Thailand's
laws on illegal drugs.
Drugs that are illegal in your home country are just as
illegal in Thailand.
There are no 'recreational' drugs in Thailand. The list of
banned substances includes marijuana and hashish, as well as opium, heroine and
cocaine.$
Unfortunately, some people come to Northern Thailand with
the impression that the use of some drugs is okay.
This is a misguided and very wrong impression. There are now
undercover police in hill tribe villages and you will get caught.
(Pic. Wat Phra Singh)
Naiveté is not an excuse in court. There is extreme danger
in buying or using drugs in Northern Thailand and we hope all visitors will keep
this in mind. The laws are very strict, and the punishment is not pleasant.
Drug offences of any kind carry stiff punishment.
The advice given in this article is by no means
comprehensive, but it presents many of the fundamental cautions that will help
you get the most out of your trip to this amazing country.
If you would like more detailed medical or health
information, please speak with a doctor or other trained professional.
Chiang Mai is a medium sized city of 500,000 people and
retains it's small town amenities where you will find a lingering trace of real Thai heritage and culture; where the locals are polite, always welcoming and actually enjoy your presence. On the 3rd of Feb. 2007
I will leave my home away from home and after spending a couple of days in another great city, Vhaing Rai, somewhat a sister city to Chiang
Mai, I will venture to the Golden Triangle, where the river borders of Thailand, Laos and the military controlled Communist country of Miramar all join together. It will most likely be a wild, but exciting adventure, as I continue on into Laos and eventually into Cambodia and the killing fields of the still present Khmer Rouge and their insane guerilla leader nick named Pol Pot. The madness began in April 1975 in the country's capital Phnom Penh. It only ended after the then liberated Vietnam Peoples Republic sent their quite capable army into the jungles of Cambodia and wiped out this murderous regime. Visiting the graves, museums and territory of the Khmer Rouge would be at the most entailing and at the least...despairing, but absolutely compelling, at least for me, as a
believer of self rights and respect for all living things.
If interested in buying or renting a
house, an apt. or Condo in the Chiang Mai area contact the very helpful female
realtor; Daeng: www.chiangmailiving.com