Best Free Love Festivals in The World
Naked women are on the forefront of every man's mind, all the time. And
when choosing a spot to vacation it's a criteria as well. So why not skip the
element of chance & go somewhere you're sure to score (a look anyway).
Below are the world's best sex related festivals.
10. Kinky Copenhagen
Copenhagen, Denmark - October
Have you ever heard of Danish porn? Well of course you have, it's from
Denmark. And at this festival you can meet some real life Danish porn
stars. You can also witness exhibitions in pretty much every fetish known
to man, & remember they have stuff that's illegal in the United States.
9.
The Love Parade
Berlin, Germany - July
The Love Parade has to be the world's largest rave, and while not
technically sex related there are enough EuroTrash babes there trippin'
on E to make it a bona fide 1969 free love event. There are entire dance
music compilations made just to commemorate this occasion, so you know
it's good.
8.
Mardi Gras
New Orleans, Louisiana - February
America's answer to Carnival, this is the nation's wildest party, I'm
not quite sure what that's saying, however infomercials for Girls Gone
Wild have led me to believe that it is in fact WILD. As a guy I still hope
to one day figure out why it's acceptable to offer beads in an attempt to
entice women to show you their breasts, but it's an insult if you offer
them money.
7. Kutemajärvi Sex Festival
Kangasniemi,
Finland - July
The more sophisticated of sex festivals with a more clinical approach.
Thankfully however there is plenty of nasty as well, dancers, &
performers take the stage & do things that you've only imagined in your head while you were alone, & really really turned on.
6. Hot d'Or
Cannes, France - May
It's like the Cannes Film Festival except with porn stars......... I'm
not sure what else I can say except that you should check out the post award ceremony parties,
you probably won't be invited, but you could watch people going there anyway.
5. International Erotic Film Festival
Barcelona, Spain - September
Less elitist than its Cannes counterpart, this festivals is also more
comprehensive. Porn stars come from all around the world to talk about
their ahem 'acting skills', & a lot of new porn movies are screened here.
There are also live sex shows, which are a lot like watching a state of
the art porn film. State of the art seeing as it's just people having sex.
4.
Nudes-A-Poppin' Pageant
Ponderosa Sun Club, Roselawn, Indiana - July & August
The sexiest pageant ever to hit Indiana (not even sure
what I'm saying). Hundreds of beautiful naked women gather every year at
this famous nudist resort to compete for the Miss Nude crown. However
there isn't much eroticism involved, so it's more for those with an
appreciation of the female form.
3.
Folsom Street Fair
San Francisco, California - September
Whenever one thinks of San Francisco, they think of kink, and the
Folsom Street Fair is definitely the epicentre of kink. You'll be
surprised at the amount of energy that goes into some of the creations
here. There's no limit to people's imaginations when it involves sex.
2.
Erotica
London, England - November
The self proclaimed largest erotic festivals in the world. The festival
presents sexuality in a laid back way, there are live shows, & a "Singles
Point" full of young English people (it's England so cross your fingers
that they're attractive) looking for an interesting night out.
1.
Exotic Erotic Ball
San Francisco, California - October
San Francisco's at it again with two spots on the list both in the top
three. The Exotic Erotic Ball has been one of the world's premier wild
parties for the past quarter century. You have seen one of the many
specials about it on the Discovery Channel. All the sexy people show up to
unleash their inner beasts, & their outer breasts. Dancing, strippers, &
mind (head)-blowing live sex performances.
